Bits, Pieces and Other Folks Snatches

After a further scientific examination of the reflection of a nekked woman’s reflection in Dick Cheney’s sunglasses, we have determined that the woman is Hillary Clinton. Sources close to the Clinton camp confirmed that in 2006, Clinton did in fact take a 3 day weekend romp on the trout streams of Wyoming with the VP and several times did remove her top to expose her glorious,pert boobies in an attempt to traumatize the fish as the fly lures and dynamite were not working.

http://www.suntimes.com/news/politics/890259,trib041108.article

Pissed off Clinton Supporters will be voting for McCain, pissed off Right Wing Wackos will vote for anyone but McCain. Oooooo this is going to be fun. Prick Keith Olberman bailing on Clinton! Is this how true Centrism starts?

We always knew that Camp Clinton takes things a little more lightly than us folks who believe that there are reasons for rules.  Bill said a weenie washing isn’t really considered sex.  Penetration apparently isn’t really penetration.  Hillary wants to count the votes from Florida and Michigan even though the DNC warned those states they would be punished if they moved their state primaries.   Now we get just a little more insight on the way this crazy woman thinks about the obligations of super and pledged delegates.

FROM CNN: Clinton’s remarks echoed her Monday comments to the editorial board of the Philadelphia Daily News.

“And also remember that pledged delegates in most states are not pledged,” she said Monday. “You know there is no requirement that anybody vote for anybody. They’re just like superdelegates.”

Clinton advisers have cited the altered rule, which dates to 1982 and says only that pledged delegates “shall in all good conscience reflect the sentiments of those who elected them.”

If pledged delegates aren’t pledged delegates, then why are they called pledged delegates.  I know that leaves things open for pledged delegates to a change of mind and she’s correct, there is no requirement that they do any thing.  The DNC just asks that they act in good conscience.  It is understandable that Hillary not consider “good conscience” as a component in the decision making process since she has none.

RE: dodging bullits in Tuzla 

We know dodging bullits is a Clinton MO, but Hillary dodging flower petals thrown from a little girl doesn’t count.  She covers her ass with this: “I say a lot of things — millions of words a day — so if I misspoke, that was just a misstatement,”.  That in itself is a misstatement.  Millions of words, really!   Oh Lordy, like thousands of others before her, Hillary is becoming a victim of her own mouth.   She’s starting to sound like Bill.  You remember this doozie: “It depends on what your definition of ”is” is?  WTF, I’m still trying to figure that one out. 

And this grand idea of her  foreign policy experience is unwraveling.  I went to Cancun so I feel I’m as experienced in foreign policy circles as she is

Obama’s Preacher Wright goes to show that “preacher” doesn’t necessarily mean preaching the gospel, you know that part about Loving One Another?

Nobody wants Barry Bonds. Hooray!

Florida fucks up another election, and they were barred from participating in the primaries for , you guessed it, fucking up. Hillary wants the votes counted there and in Michigan even though the competition wasn’t on the ballot. Hmmmmm, that’s one way to pull a win out of your ass.

Joe Liberman whispering sweet nothings and correcting McCain on a little Foreign Policy. Very Vice Presidential. Yeah, 4 more years of this indepth foreign policy is just what we need.

4000 of the good guys dead in Iraq. Thats enough. Bring them home. We’re bankrupting this country in to sub super power status and the Republican leadership wants to dump billions of dollars more that we don’t have into that quagmire. The surest way to get domestic Iraqi forces ready to handle that mes is to throw em in the fire.

Right to bear arms in Washington DC is threatened. Gosh, if theres ever a place where the citizens should have guns it’s DC. You just can’t say the hell with the constitution. As it’s presently worded we are allowed to have guns. However, it is my guess that the intent was to have a well armed militia (like the ones who fought the British in the American Revolution) made up of farmers, business men, private citizens who were ready to fight in a minute. Since that’s no longer how we assemble an armed force, the 2nd Amendment needs a little re-working or, leave as is and we all keep our guns. I’ve said it before, the US Constitution is the best in the world but it was written for its time (1700’s).

It’s funny the things I focus on when news of a politician who spent a career fighting prostitution gets caught paying for a whore.  It wasn’t the fact that he did it in the first place, violated the trust of his constitutients or abused his position.  No, the thing that got me was the price of getting laid in New York.  And this girl was from New Jersey.  Jeeezzz, a $4,300 fuck paid for by a man chosen by all those really smart New York voters who were looking for a little fiscal responsibility in their government.  $4,300 to get laid?  Not once nor twice but enough times to shell out about the same amount I make in a year.  I’m sure Mr. Clean could have gotten laid for a lot less and I would have had more respect for him if he used his (or the taxpayers) money a little more wisely.  

It is beyond me how anyone these days can say anything remotely related to race and politics and think no one will notice or care.  Geraldine Ferraro said: “If you point to something that deals with race, you are immediately a racist?” I say she’s absolutely right so why say anything about race at all especially when it’s only her opinion and not what the majority of the voters think.  Obama is not winning because he is black.  I care nothing at all about his race, what he is is that he’s not Hillary Clinton and not an established Washington DC crony.  He is a refreshing breath of fresh air in a long line of blow hards like Clinton and Geraldine.  She had no business popping off this bit of historical commentary.  I think she’s indicative of the typical Democrat, love the black vote, a little unnerved by a black man making history by way of their party.  If Obama were a Republican, they’d be unleashing this garbage every day with the blessings of the Party and the black voters.

Of course Geraldine took a move from Hillarys play book by blaming everyone but herself for the corner she painted herself into.  Once she said it and Hillary immediately but not very firmly distanced herself from the remark, she quit.  My question then is if she was so right, why did she resign?  Because she knows she’s wrong 

BTW:  Ass hole left winger Keith Olberman refuse to put her on his list of nasty people even with the shit she said.   God forbid he put a liberal on that list.  Chances are Mr Clean Spitzer won’t make it either.

A reminder: http://yofrient.wordpress.com/2008/01/10/crying-game-works/

The angry lesbians have been polled and advisers reprogrammed Hillary accordingly by use of an ”angry button” concealed in her back to regain a little popularity.  The last major reprogramming was in New Hampshire when it was seen that “faux tears” should put Hillary back in the race.  It worked then and the scientists in her campaign HQ have taken appropriate action.

Its wonderful to see that even those in the Democratic party are beginning to acknowledge Hillary’s creative use of fake emotional outbursts in attempting to reinvigorate her miserably failing attempt at running from president of this great country.  The lead sentence for CNN: “A visibly angry Sen. Hillary Clinton lashed out Saturday at Sen. Barack Obama over campaign literature that she said he knows is “blatantly false,” while Obama called her outburst “tactical.”   Tactical is the nice gentlemanly way of putting a title on Hillary’s strategy.   And get a load of this,  the literature she is all pissed off about has been sitting in the reading rack near the Clinton Campaign toilet for a week:   ”There’s nothing in that mailing that is inaccurate,” he (Obama) said, adding that he was puzzled by the sudden scrutiny since the mailers had been around for days, if not weeks.  You see how it works?  There’s no telling what goodies they’ve been stockpiling for the general election next fall.  My guess is that the New York Times is assisting and will be on hand then for material for whoever makes it.

It’s yet to be seen if this tactic will once again boost Hillary’s popularity with enough angry Lesbians in Texas and Ohio to push her back into a lead position.  The only tactic left is for her to declare that she is indeed an angry lesbian, however, the risk of doing so would put her out of the good graces of the majority of straight voters who are still a majority (for now).  Hillary is running out of states and emotions and it looks as if America is serious about change.

China is pissed because we sent up a surface to air missile to blow up a boondoggle space heap full of poisonous gas. They say it’s threatening result could lead to tension. They forget to mention they did the same thing already and even sent their missile to hit something in a higher orbit only to leave hundreds of pieces of junk floating in orbit. This field of debris prevents other spacecraft (including spy satellites) from orbiting in that region. Hmmmm. Sounds like great cover.

McCain screwing around? Well the Times of New York says so right after endorsing him last month. I guess it’s better press to build up a candidate real good so the tearing down is all that much better than the build up, like a baby who just knocked down a stack of blocks.  It’s OK though, Bill did it and the times was beside themselves then to defend his cigar poking actions in the Lincoln Room.

Ding Dong The Witch is, well, dying a slow humiliating death. Oh Goodie! Hillary has nothing left on Obama except to accuse him of plagiarism and making cracks about his speeches. She also has to make a point to jab at the fact that he didn’t want to participate in those debates that really didn’t matter. They aren’t going to say anything different than the last million debates we’ve already seen and those just turned into something resembling two kids fighting on a playground. The Angry Lesbians have yet jumped the SS Hillary but who the hell cares what they think?

American Idol is terrible even though it has been billed as the best 24 contestants ever. If that’s the best, this show is demonstrating to the world that our talent pool must really be sucky. Paula Abdul is really incoherent and I’m thinking this lady is in the early stages of Alzheimer’s or a tumor or something is pushing on the part of her brain that gives her the ability to form words and sentences.

Lost is AWESOME and also a nod of Approval to Ely Stone. Time Travel is starting to emerge as the gist of Lost. I’ve been a big fan of the Time Travel theme in TV since the 1960’s Star Trek episodes highlighted it several times. “The City on the Edge of Forever” was one of the best TV episodes of any kind- ever. I was also a big fan of Journeyman which I hope didn’t die a quick death because of the strike.

GM’s trying to buy out their entire Unionized workforce. Once again, Unions bring another American giant to their knees. No not because workers rights have been violated. Instead, the unions and their workers are greedy and the reason NAFTA (a really bad idea) had to to be created to begin with. We can’t afford them. Hate them as you may, Wal Mart employs a largely non-union workforce and this company thrives even in the shittiest of economy’s. Bitch if you will that they are China’s 3rd largest trading partner being a much larger partner than most of the countries of the world. But Wal Mart buys cheap goods produced in slave labor factories in China where there are no unions. We can actually afford a few things in Wal Mart. If the Unions want to help America (which I don’t think they do), they ought to set up shop in Beijing to organize all those poor sweatshop workers and demand better conditions. Then, after 80-100 years of jacking up wages for unrealistic reasons, the cost to produce good in China will skyrocket and we can start buying goods from all our non unionized manufacturing plants here in the US.

Castro Resigns and Raul takes over. The embargo on this country has NEVER made sense and if Raul is indeed “Fidel Light”, it will make even less sense. The embargo’s ONLY purpose has been a political measure by presidential candidates to placate all the Cubans who now claim Miami as their own just so they can get their votes. If you think all those people are going to swarm back to Cuba once the Castro’s are gone and “Democracy” seeds are planted, “Your Retarded”.

Think God for Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham, James Dobson and the rest of the far right (and left).  They’ve made it very clear that John McCain is my Republican hope.   Up to this point I’ve been weary of McCain but no more!

Refering to John McCains success in the primaries: “We are trying to stop the wanton destruction of the party, the wanton dilution of the party,” said Limbaugh, whose daily show is syndicated on radio stations across the country.  When I saw this, my first thought was to fill in the word “Party” with the the word “Race” and you get an idea of the mindset of these people. Not that they’re racists but they have the same limited reasoning and ideals of what is best for this country.  Why would a prescription drug abuser like Rush Limbaugh criticize McCain for accumulating so many votes cast “By the people”.  The rest of the country who aren’t crackpots believe we need to find some middle ground and maybe McCain represents the Republicans and Obama represents the Democrats.  The screaming about these good candidates shows that they’re being Left Behind by the rest of the country.

As for Bob Dole and his letter suggesting to Rush Limbaugh that McCain has been a good and honorable Republican, I now like Bob Dole a lot better.  Right Wing bitch Laura Ingraham told listeners on her syndicated show that they should take Dole’s opinion of McCain with a grain of salt.  Dole is a “four time loser” and neither McCain nor Dole are true conservatives”, said Ingraham, who is also a FOX News contributor. “So when Bob Dole comes out and tells talk radio through a letter to Rush, that you should just back off . . . I think of 1996 and that horrific campaign run by Dole and his advisers,” said Ingraham, who is backing Mitt Romney for the Republican nomination.  PAY ATTENTION HERE: “Fox news Contributor” and “Romney Supporter”.  Need I say more. 

These AM talk radio assholes, along with Hillary and the ones on the left are the reason more and more people are moving to the center.  They’re dying a slow death and are in a quandary because there’s not one viable candidate that exactly matches their extreme views.  Now is the time for a certified Independent to step forward or how about an Obama - McCain ticket for 2008!