After a further scientific examination of the reflection of a nekked woman’s reflection in Dick Cheney’s sunglasses, we have determined that the woman is Hillary Clinton. Sources close to the Clinton camp confirmed that in 2006, Clinton did in fact take a 3 day weekend romp on the trout streams of Wyoming with the VP and several times did remove her top to expose her glorious,pert boobies in an attempt to traumatize the fish as the fly lures and dynamite were not working.
http://www.suntimes.com/news/politics/890259,trib041108.article
April 11, 2008
Obama’s Preacher Wright goes to show that “preacher” doesn’t necessarily mean preaching the gospel, you know that part about Loving One Another?
Nobody wants Barry Bonds. Hooray!
Florida fucks up another election, and they were barred from participating in the primaries for , you guessed it, fucking up. Hillary wants the votes counted there and in Michigan even though the competition wasn’t on the ballot. Hmmmmm, that’s one way to pull a win out of your ass.
Joe Liberman whispering sweet nothings and correcting McCain on a little Foreign Policy. Very Vice Presidential. Yeah, 4 more years of this indepth foreign policy is just what we need.
4000 of the good guys dead in Iraq. Thats enough. Bring them home. We’re bankrupting this country in to sub super power status and the Republican leadership wants to dump billions of dollars more that we don’t have into that quagmire. The surest way to get domestic Iraqi forces ready to handle that mes is to throw em in the fire.
Right to bear arms in Washington DC is threatened. Gosh, if theres ever a place where the citizens should have guns it’s DC. You just can’t say the hell with the constitution. As it’s presently worded we are allowed to have guns. However, it is my guess that the intent was to have a well armed militia (like the ones who fought the British in the American Revolution) made up of farmers, business men, private citizens who were ready to fight in a minute. Since that’s no longer how we assemble an armed force, the 2nd Amendment needs a little re-working or, leave as is and we all keep our guns. I’ve said it before, the US Constitution is the best in the world but it was written for its time (1700’s).
March 24, 2008
If you don’t have a DVR then quit reading. Don’t watch the show live, record the show or wait about 45 minutes after it starts then begin watching it from the beginning. If you want to watch something more interesting, turn over to public television and watch one of those boring British Comedies chock full of dry humor we Americans don’t understand or think funny. I’ve found the best way to watch American Idol is to fast forward through the little film clips about each contestant, eg: “most embarrassing moment”, “my dad died”, “I’m a gay stripper”. Then listen to the first 20 seconds of each song. If it sounds like a train-wreck is a comin’, listen to the whole song, otherwise, fast forward to the judges comments. Listen to Randy Jackson say Dude and Yo Dawg and Paula say “Gribblesish shazashish ghurruhumpaish ghjyyurish…” and Simon do his usual I hate it or love it depending on which one he wants to win. You can usually learn all you need to know in about 32 seconds on each constant. On Voting, check out www.votefortheworst.com then get on board the night the show airs and dial away during the correct time for voting. Here it’s Monday and Tuesday night from 8pm till a little later.
The other benefit to recording is that as each contestant comes to the mike, you can read the already posted comments on VFTW and pick up good insight on the performance as it’s played out. For example, I wouldn’t have noticed that the wheezy kid licked his lips a hundred times during his performance without the benefit of VFTW.
In theory, you can get all the useful Idol information in about 15 minutes for a 1 hour show after sorting through the shit and commercials.
Now for Danny Noriega. I hated this pussy from the get-go but keeping in line with the VFTW folks, was compelled to keep him on because he was entertaining in an annoying flamboyantly gay way and probably pissed off a lot of Idoltards the longer he stayed. Due to a snowstorm and an accumulation of snow on the dish I forgot to knock off, I didn’t get to see his crying fit and Swan Song which I was hoping to see. Maybe I can catch it on-line. I also missed 50 minutes of LOST before I realized I got distracted with a snowball fight with my kids when I went to clear the snow. The VFTW pick is currently Amanda Overmyer. This woman sounds like Janis Joplin who herself could have made it as a musician only when all the hippies of the 60’s were fucked up on psychedelic drugs (also Bob Dylan). Her hair looks like bride of frankenstein and she comes across as a little bull-dykeish. Her range is limited and she has no moves. Vote for Amanda! The only problem is that Simon likes her which conflicts with VTFW.
Anyway, I hope this makes your American Idol viewing more pleasurable.
March 7, 2008
