Bits, Pieces and Other Folks Snatches

It’s funny the things I focus on when news of a politician who spent a career fighting prostitution gets caught paying for a whore.  It wasn’t the fact that he did it in the first place, violated the trust of his constitutients or abused his position.  No, the thing that got me was the price of getting laid in New York.  And this girl was from New Jersey.  Jeeezzz, a $4,300 fuck paid for by a man chosen by all those really smart New York voters who were looking for a little fiscal responsibility in their government.  $4,300 to get laid?  Not once nor twice but enough times to shell out about the same amount I make in a year.  I’m sure Mr. Clean could have gotten laid for a lot less and I would have had more respect for him if he used his (or the taxpayers) money a little more wisely.