Bits, Pieces and Other Folks Snatches

A reminder: http://yofrient.wordpress.com/2008/01/10/crying-game-works/

The angry lesbians have been polled and advisers reprogrammed Hillary accordingly by use of an ”angry button” concealed in her back to regain a little popularity.  The last major reprogramming was in New Hampshire when it was seen that “faux tears” should put Hillary back in the race.  It worked then and the scientists in her campaign HQ have taken appropriate action.

Its wonderful to see that even those in the Democratic party are beginning to acknowledge Hillary’s creative use of fake emotional outbursts in attempting to reinvigorate her miserably failing attempt at running from president of this great country.  The lead sentence for CNN: “A visibly angry Sen. Hillary Clinton lashed out Saturday at Sen. Barack Obama over campaign literature that she said he knows is “blatantly false,” while Obama called her outburst “tactical.”   Tactical is the nice gentlemanly way of putting a title on Hillary’s strategy.   And get a load of this,  the literature she is all pissed off about has been sitting in the reading rack near the Clinton Campaign toilet for a week:   ”There’s nothing in that mailing that is inaccurate,” he (Obama) said, adding that he was puzzled by the sudden scrutiny since the mailers had been around for days, if not weeks.  You see how it works?  There’s no telling what goodies they’ve been stockpiling for the general election next fall.  My guess is that the New York Times is assisting and will be on hand then for material for whoever makes it.

It’s yet to be seen if this tactic will once again boost Hillary’s popularity with enough angry Lesbians in Texas and Ohio to push her back into a lead position.  The only tactic left is for her to declare that she is indeed an angry lesbian, however, the risk of doing so would put her out of the good graces of the majority of straight voters who are still a majority (for now).  Hillary is running out of states and emotions and it looks as if America is serious about change.