No More Tears!

A reminder: http://yofrient.wordpress.com/2008/01/10/crying-game-works/

The angry lesbians have been polled and advisers reprogrammed Hillary accordingly by use of an ”angry button” concealed in her back to regain a little popularity.  The last major reprogramming was in New Hampshire when it was seen that “faux tears” should put Hillary back in the race.  It worked then and the scientists in her campaign HQ have taken appropriate action.

Its wonderful to see that even those in the Democratic party are beginning to acknowledge Hillary’s creative use of fake emotional outbursts in attempting to reinvigorate her miserably failing attempt at running from president of this great country.  The lead sentence for CNN: “A visibly angry Sen. Hillary Clinton lashed out Saturday at Sen. Barack Obama over campaign literature that she said he knows is “blatantly false,” while Obama called her outburst “tactical.”   Tactical is the nice gentlemanly way of putting a title on Hillary’s strategy.   And get a load of this,  the literature she is all pissed off about has been sitting in the reading rack near the Clinton Campaign toilet for a week:   ”There’s nothing in that mailing that is inaccurate,” he (Obama) said, adding that he was puzzled by the sudden scrutiny since the mailers had been around for days, if not weeks.  You see how it works?  There’s no telling what goodies they’ve been stockpiling for the general election next fall.  My guess is that the New York Times is assisting and will be on hand then for material for whoever makes it.

It’s yet to be seen if this tactic will once again boost Hillary’s popularity with enough angry Lesbians in Texas and Ohio to push her back into a lead position.  The only tactic left is for her to declare that she is indeed an angry lesbian, however, the risk of doing so would put her out of the good graces of the majority of straight voters who are still a majority (for now).  Hillary is running out of states and emotions and it looks as if America is serious about change.

Where to start?

China is pissed because we sent up a surface to air missile to blow up a boondoggle space heap full of poisonous gas. They say it’s threatening result could lead to tension. They forget to mention they did the same thing already and even sent their missile to hit something in a higher orbit only to leave hundreds of pieces of junk floating in orbit. This field of debris prevents other spacecraft (including spy satellites) from orbiting in that region. Hmmmm. Sounds like great cover.

McCain screwing around? Well the Times of New York says so right after endorsing him last month. I guess it’s better press to build up a candidate real good so the tearing down is all that much better than the build up, like a baby who just knocked down a stack of blocks.  It’s OK though, Bill did it and the times was beside themselves then to defend his cigar poking actions in the Lincoln Room.

Ding Dong The Witch is, well, dying a slow humiliating death. Oh Goodie! Hillary has nothing left on Obama except to accuse him of plagiarism and making cracks about his speeches. She also has to make a point to jab at the fact that he didn’t want to participate in those debates that really didn’t matter. They aren’t going to say anything different than the last million debates we’ve already seen and those just turned into something resembling two kids fighting on a playground. The Angry Lesbians have yet jumped the SS Hillary but who the hell cares what they think?

American Idol is terrible even though it has been billed as the best 24 contestants ever. If that’s the best, this show is demonstrating to the world that our talent pool must really be sucky. Paula Abdul is really incoherent and I’m thinking this lady is in the early stages of Alzheimer’s or a tumor or something is pushing on the part of her brain that gives her the ability to form words and sentences.

Lost is AWESOME and also a nod of Approval to Ely Stone. Time Travel is starting to emerge as the gist of Lost. I’ve been a big fan of the Time Travel theme in TV since the 1960’s Star Trek episodes highlighted it several times. “The City on the Edge of Forever” was one of the best TV episodes of any kind- ever. I was also a big fan of Journeyman which I hope didn’t die a quick death because of the strike.

GM’s trying to buy out their entire Unionized workforce. Once again, Unions bring another American giant to their knees. No not because workers rights have been violated. Instead, the unions and their workers are greedy and the reason NAFTA (a really bad idea) had to to be created to begin with. We can’t afford them. Hate them as you may, Wal Mart employs a largely non-union workforce and this company thrives even in the shittiest of economy’s. Bitch if you will that they are China’s 3rd largest trading partner being a much larger partner than most of the countries of the world. But Wal Mart buys cheap goods produced in slave labor factories in China where there are no unions. We can actually afford a few things in Wal Mart. If the Unions want to help America (which I don’t think they do), they ought to set up shop in Beijing to organize all those poor sweatshop workers and demand better conditions. Then, after 80-100 years of jacking up wages for unrealistic reasons, the cost to produce good in China will skyrocket and we can start buying goods from all our non unionized manufacturing plants here in the US.

Castro Resigns and Raul takes over. The embargo on this country has NEVER made sense and if Raul is indeed “Fidel Light”, it will make even less sense. The embargo’s ONLY purpose has been a political measure by presidential candidates to placate all the Cubans who now claim Miami as their own just so they can get their votes. If you think all those people are going to swarm back to Cuba once the Castro’s are gone and “Democracy” seeds are planted, “Your Retarded”.

Rush Limbaugh now helps me understand where I stand on McCain.

Think God for Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham, James Dobson and the rest of the far right (and left).  They’ve made it very clear that John McCain is my Republican hope.   Up to this point I’ve been weary of McCain but no more!

Refering to John McCains success in the primaries: “We are trying to stop the wanton destruction of the party, the wanton dilution of the party,” said Limbaugh, whose daily show is syndicated on radio stations across the country.  When I saw this, my first thought was to fill in the word “Party” with the the word “Race” and you get an idea of the mindset of these people. Not that they’re racists but they have the same limited reasoning and ideals of what is best for this country.  Why would a prescription drug abuser like Rush Limbaugh criticize McCain for accumulating so many votes cast “By the people”.  The rest of the country who aren’t crackpots believe we need to find some middle ground and maybe McCain represents the Republicans and Obama represents the Democrats.  The screaming about these good candidates shows that they’re being Left Behind by the rest of the country.

As for Bob Dole and his letter suggesting to Rush Limbaugh that McCain has been a good and honorable Republican, I now like Bob Dole a lot better.  Right Wing bitch Laura Ingraham told listeners on her syndicated show that they should take Dole’s opinion of McCain with a grain of salt.  Dole is a “four time loser” and neither McCain nor Dole are true conservatives”, said Ingraham, who is also a FOX News contributor. “So when Bob Dole comes out and tells talk radio through a letter to Rush, that you should just back off . . . I think of 1996 and that horrific campaign run by Dole and his advisers,” said Ingraham, who is backing Mitt Romney for the Republican nomination.  PAY ATTENTION HERE: “Fox news Contributor” and “Romney Supporter”.  Need I say more. 

These AM talk radio assholes, along with Hillary and the ones on the left are the reason more and more people are moving to the center.  They’re dying a slow death and are in a quandary because there’s not one viable candidate that exactly matches their extreme views.  Now is the time for a certified Independent to step forward or how about an Obama – McCain ticket for 2008!

Super Tuesday, Letdown Wednesday!

OK, Romney is on his way out due to in part to Huckabee stealing a few states from him. That’s the best thing to happen yesterday especially after that asshole from Mass. suggested Huck get out of the race because he could get more votes. What the hell is wrong with Romney? What’s wrong with letting the people vote for whoever they want. It IS voter suppression when you try to eliminate a voters choice. Huckabee won some states over Romney, so what, those evangelical folks voting for Huckabee aren’t going to vote for the Anti-Christ so Romney’s losing nothing. I figure after Huck’s fight is over, he won’t endorse anyone especially the Asshole Romney and he may give McCain an unofficial nod of approval.

Oh Dear Lord! Hillary banking on all the East/West coast whack-jobs has paid off. The promise of Barack Obama to bring this country together is tough when the largest number of delegates comes from parts of the country that thinks the world revolves around them and gives not one shit about the states in between. Of course here in Arkansas, she won quite handily. The folks around here actually think she gives a shit about being from Arkansas. Nothing could be further from the truth. Arkansas was an entry level job to her. If (God forbid) she becomes president, there should be no Hillary Clinton Library here or anywhere else for that matter because she’s really from nowhere. The library will most appropriately be one of those floating cities like the ones in the movie Waterworld. If you’ve seen the Bill Clinton monstrosity library in Little Rock, you’ll understand why a lot of us here will be completely happy if she (God forbid) gets a library and puts it somewhere else.

Gynecologist/Congressman from Texas Ron Paul. What a combo!!! I’m at a loss here on what to think about Dr. Paul. If he didn’t seem like a Perot/Stockdale ticket reincarnated all into one guy, he might be a little more marketable to the folks of this country beyond his Texas Congressional district. He says a lot of crap that gun toters can latch on to but I appreciate his belief that our Government should follow the Constitution. The core of his support is a problem for me stuck in the middle of the right and left.

What A Week!!

First, a wonderfully huge upset in the Superbowl and then today already, Mike Huckabee kicks Romneys Ass in WV.  Now I know its a bit of creative politics with the McCain supporters throwing their support to Huck, but who cares, a symbolic ass kicking is an ass kicking and maybe Romney will pack up his motor homes, throw the dog on the roof and get back to the land of screwed up politicians Massachusetts, a state in which I would have greater respect if they refuse to vote for this phoney.  Great strides were already made when Ted Kennedy endorsed Obama over Hillary.  There is a glimmer of hope!

Patriots Fans Swarm blog settings to change their user names.

Being neither a Patriots nor a Giants fan, it was great to watch a Super Bowl with total impartiality. It was the best I’ve ever watched even when the Cowboys won several in the 90’s. I honestly went into that game thinking it would be nice to see history made with a perfect season, but on the other hand, I like the Manning boys and usually pull for the underdog. In the end, I jumped way out of my seat when the Giants scored the winning TD with under a minute left which was a far more demonstrative move than the nod of approval I had just given to Brady and the Pats for scoring the go-ahead TD just minutes before.

My guess is that all the trash talking Patriots fans are now rushing to their sports blog settings this morning to change their user names from something referring to 19-0 or Perfect Pats user names to something with a little more Humility. I lost some respect for Brady for scurrying off the field before patting Ely Manning on the back. Fox sports made a point to show before the game that Ely was having fun and gave Brady a good luck nudge. Brady was less enthusiastic to return the well wishes. Maybe playboy QB’s need to leave their supermodel/actress/singer girlfriends at home. Speaking of which, Gisele owes a streak through Manhattan.