Romney and other ass holes.
Mitt says that Mike Huckabee is more interested in California voters because he made an appearance on the Jay Leno Show. That goes to show you that this ass hole is as clueless as Huckabees foreign policy. Leno’s show is seen across America and even in Iowa. I thought it was a good move. I saw it and thought it was a great appearance and I’m a voter living in the middle of nowhere.
ABC news did a cutting edge piece and asked most of the candidates what their secret indulgences were and Mitt said his was gnuetella or some other crazy shit. Isn’t that the file sharing program that people use to illegally share MP3’s or porn? Figures. He says he’s all up for change but has a big problem when anyone strays off party lines and criticizes the Bush administration. That sounds like he’s happy with what’s going on in Washington and probably won’t change a thing if elected. This phony has been critical of other candidates misunderstanding of current events and has been quick to criticize when others screw up. We have to remember that this poser has hired a staff of hundreds to monitor everything going on then prepare him with the right thing to say at the right time. Others, spending 22 hours a day shaking the yokels hands in Iowa, don’t have much time to look at a newspaper or spend hours in front of a news network to have a clear idea of whats going on. Oh yeah, and I wonder how long Romney spends plastering “product” on his phony TV preacher haircut.
While watching the network news yesterday I was excited over the prospect that we could have a president that actually says “Das what I’m talkin’ ’bout’. I can see the speech at the UN panning out now. Obama said his secret indulgence was Occasional Cigarettes. Does Phillip Morris make them?
One Iowa geezer said it was time we elected a woman president because the men haven’t done so well lately. This is also why we shouldn’t put much importance on what Iowa thinks. This old geezer didn’t mention that we’ve never had a black president either. I guess he was referring to Hillary and I noticed his old lady was sitting there next to him with a fork in her hand. Remember the woman is a Clinton and for the last 20 years we have had Bush Sr (4)., Bill for 8 years, Bush 2 for 8 years now we want another Clinton for 4 more years minimum. This isn’t change. Hell, Bill will be eligible for office again after 2 terms of Hillary so in theory, for the next 16 years it’s Clinton’s to 2024. Except for flying cars and off-world colonies, the world portrayed in Blade Runner is looking to be a sure thing.
Hillary’s secret indulgence was a safe choice: no risk chocolate, more specifically dark chocolate. Yeah, fill in the tasteless Obama joke here but actually this is a long time Clinton strategy, safe and what the public wants to hear. They showed her serving coffee to a bunch of reporters. I’d love to see her do it if elected President.
The third place Democrat, Edwardson or Edcocktosen (or whatever) said his indulgence was sleeping in. That explains why he looks like he’s sleep walking all the time. In another piece, he was bragging about his packed house audience he had at one campaign stop. Well, it was actually a packed house, or more specifically a packed dining room with 20 or so Iowans hunching each other.
No surprise here, Chris Dodd liked wine. All we need is another drunk Kennedy in office.
Way to go Mike, not showing your attack ad was classy. That’s the one I saw on all the national news networks about a million times. And for only the cost of production. Hey, we all know Mitt Romney is a ass-hole. He’s as real as his religion. You don’t need to sneak in an ad to tell us that. Tell us more about that consumption tax idea that you never proposed here in Arkansas for the 10 years you were Governor. Yeah yeah foreign policy is important but Mike may be more in line with the American public than one realizes. A week after the Benazir Bhutto assassination, I had a co-worker exclaim “Bhutto was a woman?”. Besides, Hillary thought Pervez was on the same ticket and Bhutto was running against him.
John McCain I think he liked… well I don’t care.
Fred Thompson liked cigars. Illegal Cuban cigars. For the time being, I’m pulling for Fred Thompson because he likes cigars. In reality that’s all I’ve heard from him.
As for our Crackpot from Texas: Ron “Bring Back the Gold Standard” Paul. He’s my Vote For the Worst candidate. In the spirit of Sanjaia Malikar, let’s keep him going in 2008 so we can see what others brilliant ideas and performances he has up his sleeve. Has Dennis Kucinich and his hooker wife been voted out yet?
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